The copy machine

I had just about had enough of the copier when Sally walked by and saved me from the inevitable demise of the impossible machine in front of me. She saw the fumes smoking off my head and luckily knew exactly what to do to solve my problem. I thanked her a hundred times over. She said it wasn't a problem and then jokingly said that, "Now you owe me". It was around 11:30 so I asked her if she wanted to grab some lunch. She agreed and so we both went back to our desks to grab our coats and get ready to leave.

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Sally wasn't exactly the "office bombshell". While the other ladies were always hurrying around with their noses in the air Sally waddled around, smiling at everyone and was always the first to offer a helping hand. I always looked forward to whenever she would walk past my desk, I always gave her the biggest smile and yet I wondered if she thought I was just being nice or if she really took it as the big smile that it was. Her bottom half was much bigger than her top half. She had incredibly wide hips and a massive rear end. Her top half wasn't abnormally small but other women half her weight had twice the chest. Sally's long blonde hair always accompanied her mom-style dress jackets and pants. She wore glasses that probably went out of style a couple years ago, but she obviously wasn't one who was overly concerned with how "in season" her clothes were. Her attitude made her beautiful to everyone but to me, secretly, her body played a huge role in my politeness....and attraction.

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We met at the door to leave, she was wearing a long overcoat and I wore my casual jacket, she offered to drive since I was paying so we hopped into her minivan. She shifted some papers on the front seat and made room for me to get in. We headed off to Chili's. I had never spent any time alone with her before this so I didn't really know what to talk about. I could see she had kids by various items around her minivan so I asked how old her kids were and we slowly got into conversation. Sally was older, probably around 45, and her kids both young but she was divorced, her husband felt she got "too big" after she had kids and he wasn't attracted to her anymore. I very politely told her that her husband was crazy not to find her attractive. She turned bright red and said, "Why thank you, but you don't have to be nice, I understand". I retored by pledging that I most certainly was not just trying to be nice and that she was, in fact, quite a beautiful woman. She looked at me very confused. I didn't want to pry anymore so I just concluded that, "Well, I think you are very attractive and I'm sorry if you don't understand that but I hope you can still accept the compliment".

She was quiet until we pulled into the parking lot of the restaurant. Then she turned abruptly and grilled me.

"What about me is beautiful? Tell me right now, I want to know."

She kinda scared me a little and at this point I already felt pint-sized so I figured I would just come out with it. It wasn't going to get any worse at this point.

"Sally, aside from your personality.."

"HOLD ON! Every guy mentions my personality and it's just a nice way of saying they don't think I'm attractive. You said you thought I was attractive, you better have not been lying, what were you talking about?"

I shook, scared that she was getting so mad so I quickly switched gears.

"Sally, I am attracted to big women and your body is incredibly sexy. Those hips are amazing and I love the way your butt darts back and forth when you walk. I think you are so sexy and I've thought that since the first day I met you".

Her jaw dropped, she sat there speechless. A good minute passed by before she put the car in gear and started to drive out of the parking lot. I was trembling. Was she offended? Was she going to tell the boss? Would I get fired? I was so scared.

We passed the office, now I was really curious. She couldn't be reporting me to the police right? All I did was say she was beautiful, I didn't do anything that bad did I? Where were we going?

When she got on the highway I finally piped up, "Uh...Sally, I'm really sorry if I offended you but...uh...where are we going?"

She looked at me and smiled, but said nothing. I was confused. Why did she smile? What's going on? Where are we going?

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The site was as secluded as you could get. We drove through two parking lots, a little bit of woods, and came out at a final parking lot, surrounded by miles and miles of trees.

"They used to have a park here. Too many kids were doing drugs back here that they shut it down", Sally explained. I couldn't imagine why she drove us here but it didn't take long before I figured it out.

She stopped the car and took off her seatbelt. She opened her door, stepped out, and opened the sliding door for the backseat. She stepped in the back seat and sat in the middle, and undid the belt of her overcoat. She opened the coat and spread her legs out. Normally she wore pants but today she had a mumu. She lifted the dress up, pulled her white panties aside, and slid two fingers up her vagina.

"You think I'm sexy? Then eat this pussy!"

I undid my seat belt, turned to the left, got down on my knees in between the front and back seats, and pushed my face towards her vagina. She grabbed it at the last second and shoved it in between her legs. Her head arched back and she moaned.

"Oooohhhhh, suck my pussy, suck it hard, BITE MY CLIT OFF!!"

Sally was wild. She had both hands pressed solid against my head and I glady obeyed by licking and tugging at her clit. I also managed to get my tongue up inside her pussy hole and I swirled it around inside the big hole. Her thighs kept tightening and squeezing my face. I enjoyed every second of it. Then, like right out of a movie, she tore her shirt open and grabbed her traditional white bra, pushing her breasts together.

"How's that cock honey, is it ready to fuck me?"

I sat up, juices dripping from my face, and unbuckled my belt. She unzipped my pants and pulled on my throbbing cock. Her face then dropped towards it and she took the whole thing in her mouth. She then pulled up and said, "I'm too old for sucking cock, get this thing in my pussy now".

I moved my cock down, slapped against the bottom of her pussy, then slid it in. Her pussy felt hollow but I loved it. All the fat from her thighs and ass was squishing against my balls and thighs and it was so soft. My dick was a rock. I lifted her heavy bra up and down flopped some decent size tits. She hadn't been hiding mountains but she was certainly a little misleading in her attire. I lifted a dark brown nipple into my mouth and sucked on it, tugging it out and letting it smack back into place. She lifted the other breast up to my mouth and said, "This one has more milk, sweetie, suck me dry". I just about shot my load. I had always wanted to milk a woman's breasts but never had the chance, and now it was about to happen. I pulled her tit into my mouth and sucked on it like a pacifier. I felt the breast jerk a little bit and then I felt the taste of warm milk hitting the back of my throat. I pulled away and milk shot all over my face. I wiped it off and grabbed the breast again, milk started spraying it and I aimed it towards my mouth, watching it shoot out and some got on my face again. Sally just smiled and continued to thrust her body as I kept fucking her soaking pussy.

"Keep sucking the milk out and I'll cum, then I'll let you cum on my milky tits".

I wanted to turn her over but she wouldn't let me, not wanted to get milk on the seats. I didn't mind, it just made me fuck harder. I pushed and pushed my cock deep inside her pussy. I slid my fingers down her fat stomach, over a couple of rolls, and onto her clit. Her fat flopped down on my fingers but I kept flicking her clit, making her scream. All of a sudden her entire body started shaking, her eyes rolled back and she let out a huge moan. I just kept pumping and pumping, fucking her as hard as I could. She screamed and shoved me off, "Oh my god that was incredible, I haven't cum like that in years, give me that COCK!!"

She started slurping away at my cock, licking all her pussy juices off while adding her saliva to it. She pulled away real quick and looked up at me, "I know I told you I don't suck cock but I have to compliment this package for a job well done, I WON'T SWALLOW THOUGH SO YOU BETTER NOT FINISH IN MY MOUTH!"

I grabbed my cock and started stroking it. While I did this she grabbed her boobs and started milking her tits all over my chest and stomach. Some of it shot out onto my cock too and I happily kept stroking. It didn't take long before I shot a huge load of cum all over her milk-soaked tits. She lifted her breasts and licked some of the cum off.

"Now you get the rest", she demanded.

I didn't even hesitate, I just moved towards her chest and sucked up all the milk off her tits, taking in some of my own cum in the process. While I did this she fingered her pussy again, letting out a couple good moans before laying back and letting out a big sigh.

"What a great lunch, we need to do this again sometime......"

I need help finding a home...

I had been trolling around the internet for a couple of months, looking to buy a home. I wasn't in a rush but I was ready to finally purchase something instead of throwing money away on rent every month. Along with the internet I also would cruise around town on the weekends and look for yard signs.

I was out one Saturday and happened to end up on a dead end street and noticed the house at the end had a "for sale" sign. The woman on the sign had a pretty face so I decided to call. A soft, sweet voice answered the phone and introduced herself as Maria. She said we could meet at the house tomorrow (Sunday) around 3 and she would give me a tour and have some information about the home. I marked the appointment in my book and headed home, excited about seeing this house and meeting this agent, she certainly was pretty on that sign.

The next day I hopped in the car around 2:45 and headed toward the house. When I got there her car was already parked outside and she was waiting by the door. I stepped out of my vehicle and waved a polite hello. She was holding a packet of information and the keys to the house. I walked up the driveway, and she unlocked the door and opened it up. We went inside and I could see that this was a vacant house. She said no one had lived there for about 3 months. The owners had already relocated and were just trying to sell the place now. It still felt homely even though it was empty.

It was a split-level and we started by going downstairs. There was a playroom on one side and a bathroom on the other. There was also a garage off the side with the bathroom. As we went into the playroom I saw some boxes still on the side of the wall and a recliner by the front wall. Above the recliner was a window to the ground level outside.

"I see they haven't moved everything out yet", I casually remarked.

"Yes, they still have a couple things to get, but they are leaving any furniture that you see, they won't want to move anything big anymore".

As she turned to go show me the bathroom I couldn't help but stare at her rather large behind. My eyes were mesmerized as I walked toward the bathroom and when she turned around to say something I think she may have caught me looking. She didn't say anything though. Then we went upstairs and again I was watching her ass waddle back and forth as she climbed up with me behind her. This time when she turned around to talk i KNOW she noticed me looking. She smiled and acted like she didn't notice.

To the right was a living room and kitchen, to the left down the hallway were the 3 bedrooms and bathroom. We started by going into the living room and kitchen. She was telling me about the cabinets and flooring but by this point I had felt a little jolt in my pants and I was no longer thinking with my head. I forced myself to focus and followed as she opened the door to the porch and showed me the backyard. When we came back in the kitchen she told me to go check out the bedrooms by myself because she had to check on the water heater downstairs just to make sure it was surving the cool winter without any problems. She told me to meet her downstairs when I was done and we could go from there. I took a walk down the hallway and checked out both bedrooms at the end, then came out and saw the bathroom on the left and the other bedroom/office on the right. The rooms looked decent and the bathroom was spacious but I had seen enough. I wasn't interested in this place but it was nice to meet the beautiful agent who had the place listed.

I walked downstairs to meet Maria and just as I was about to turn right to go to the garage where the water heater was, I noticed out of the corner of my eye that Maria was sitting in the recliner in the playroom. As my head turned my face immediately turned red as I saw she was slouched down in the recliner, dress pants around her ankles, and her hand shoved deep inside her pussy. She saw me and she too quickly turned red.

"Oh my god...I'm so sorry...I just thought...that maybe I saw you looking at my ass and...I'm just...oh my god I'm sorry". She was so embarrassed, she started pulling her pants up and I walked toward her.

"No need to stop, but perhaps you might like a little assisstance", I slowly walked over and then got down on my knees in front of her. I shoved my face deep into her pussy and stuck my tongue out right into her dripping pussy hole. Her body arched back and she screamed, "Oh my god that is AMAZING!"

With my hands I started pushing her sweater and dress shirt up over her huge belly. Her stomach flopped down and I tugged on it. I think tried to further push her sweater up over her breasts but she stopped me.

"Those don't come out, I'm a little sensitive about them".

Well me being a breast man I couldn't handle not feeling those enormous soft fun bags so I went into overdrive, slurping my tongue all around her pussy lips and nibbling on her clit. She screamed again and grabbed her tits, pulling the sweater up herself along with her bra. Her fat tits dropped out and with them came the hugest nipples I had ever seen. The areolas were almost the size of the whole breast and as dark as night. I grabbed both nipples and tugged hard, she moaned and her entire body shook. At the same time she started cumming, buckets of juice seeping into my mouth as I continued to work at sucking her pussy dry.

About this time I saw another car pull up into the driveway.

"Oh my god there are other people here!"

She quickly jumped up, pushed her sweater down, pulled her pants up and turned around to see out the window.

"Shit, another agent must have scheduled an appointment for today, looks like we will have to postpone this until later, unless you are interested in making an offer right now on the home..."

"Well", I replied, "I'm not exactly interested in the home, but if you have any other vacant properties that we can maybe spend more time in, I would love to check those out".

She gave me her card and on the back she wrote an address and a time. Then she looked at me and said, "Wednesday, at that time, that place, it's a great house and I think you will really like it...and trust me there won't be another other appointments around that time".

I smiled and took the card, walked out the door and politely said hi to the people coming in, they had no idea I had just eaten out the agent's fat pussy but the look on my face may have given it away.

The whole way home I stared at her card, anxiously wanting to get inside her wide pussy and fuck it hard. It was just my luck that she called me while I was still driving home.

"I think we should move that appointment up to tonight....I just had a cancellation at 9:30...are you free then to check out that place?"

I told her that my schedule was clear and I would love to meet her at this place she had been raving about. I asked her what was so great about this location since it wasn't even in my price range.

"Sweetie, it's completely vacant and it hasn't even gone on the market yet, and it has a jacuzzi, would you like to fuck me in a hot tub?"

I was speechless for a second, then responded saying I would definitely be meeting her there for 9:30. She replied saying that she would already be in the hot tub at 9:00 rubbing her pussy so maybe I should arrive a little early.


"I'll leave the place unlocked, your cock better be hard and you better be stroking it when you find the bathroom......."